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todd hammer

Hammer in which a “ special” person needs to keep from hurting themselves!!
Use the Todd Hammer so you do not hurt yourself.
by Bumpkin42167 January 6, 2019
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Deke Hammer

This act is preformed when a man 'batwings' his ball sack over his partners vagina and then uses his penis to hammer his balls into her.
The Deke Hammer gave Colin some serious blue balls the next morning.
by Rampant lion September 7, 2013
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Lucifer's Hammer

When you have been drinking and smoking to much and accidently set your penis on fire. So you slap it across your girlfriends face to put it out.
My boy bharrat accidently set his penis on fire, so he yells here comes Lucifer's Hammer as he slaps it across his Girlfriend's face.
by Senor Hueso. September 2, 2018
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Slam-hammered

Being so hammered that when you walk you slam into things in your path.
When you are slam-hammered it's hard to walk down a hallway without slamming into the walls as you go.
by JelinaCulia May 14, 2009
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Ban hammer

A unwieldy weapon given to some in a server Forum chat room etcetera please select few people are known as moderators the ban Hammer holds the power of what the name implies Banning people most moderators are cool about it and only use their power for good some may use it for evil though
This weapon is known as the ban hammer it's strikes fear into many users and why many users fear moderators for their power because with one command and one Smite and you're off for good or who knows how long
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 March 2, 2019
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Valdosta hammer

A disorder where a man has a one inch peter from chronic inbreeding. Most prevalent in Valdosta
I got hit yet again by a Valdosta hammer
by Dependable Don March 12, 2023
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Lunge Hammer

A particular dance that was started from the RAGE club nights (Rock, Metal & Punk) at The Furnace.

It involves the holding of an imaginary hammer and lunging forward sharply on one leg bringing the 'hammer' down onto the floor in one swift movent in time with the music.
by Evil_Ernie December 12, 2009
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