David Darius

He is the definition of packing a large penis in his small pants, he is often used as an example to compare penises with. When he is erect he packs 19 CM. His entire fame is dependent on his male reproductive organ.

I wish I was as huge as David Darius, but the size of his thing is unfathamable

by Soothulakatti69 April 25, 2022

David broome

David Broome’s are normally the apex predator or the alphas of any person on the entire earth they are normally like any David a nice, loving, charming and happy person but something is different about him he has the biggest penis on the earth and is normally very tall and powerful if you ever see a David Broome he could kill you just by having sex with you as his penis is that big

Oh man I wish I was with David Broome

by Solomon999 November 27, 2019

david finney

David Finney is the most amazing guy in the world. He's funny, smart as heck and amazing in every way. He is always there when you need him and will always make sure your okay. He's loyal, dashing and extremely cute. He has hair to die for and he doesn't care who touches it as long as you don't mess with his weave. He's beautiful, strong and every girl wishes they could have him but they don't stand a chance. If you have a David in your life make sure you keep him

Girl 1: that guy is so amazing i have a huge crush on him
Girl 2: he must be a David Finney

by Someone who has no chance October 15, 2017

Tess and David

Amazing couple with a lifetime to spend together. Life of the party and the center of attention when they are together. no doubt this couple will last through the good times and bad.

Tess and David are at it again!

by Theresa Galardo April 17, 2012

david hill

Absolute Pussy Slayer, acts gay but is straight. Massive Penis but hides it with insecurities, teachers need to watch out else he'll bop you one bang

David hill is a lad

by Pelling_lad March 2, 2017

david huitt

Raw ass little nigga

My nigga David Huitt with the shit

by Crammdaddy June 18, 2018

David Boot

Informally known as a unit of measurement.

The measurement is about 10 to 12 inches (254mm to 304.8mm) no one really knows.

Commonly used in alcohol induced mechanics.

The radius of that tire looks to be about three David Boot.

by DrunkenDefinitions December 17, 2019