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Couch Sergeant

A veteran that never achieved much outside of the military and constantly lives in a daze of thoughts in their uniform.
I know this couch sergeant that has been out of the military for 14 yrs and round steps in his mind requesting orders.
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021
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The Jerkules Couch

It means you’re an asshole and no one wants to sit by you.
Josie was sitting on the jerkules couch because she was an asshole and no one wanted to sit by her.
by Cupcake February 7, 2023
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Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.
Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place
by Art Corr June 5, 2020
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one couch party

a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.
"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020
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couch pie

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving
P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”
by MrCookieCrisps May 4, 2021
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couch

a couch is the best bed you can have, some even come with leg rests and arm rest. it is comfy and amazing .
guest: "ill just sleep on the couch"
house owner, in defense:"no just sleep on my bed and ill sleep on the couch"
guest:"ok!"
the house owner was scared he would hurt his precious couch
by the-truth-artist567 August 28, 2018
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Couch Realtor

A Realtor that is lazy, tired and not on their A game. Spends more time on their couch than actually working.
The seller decided to list their home with a couch Realtor that was about to retire from the business
by Topagent March 30, 2022
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