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dollar burritos

Dollar burritos refer to discount marijuana
Yeah, I'm just sittin' here having a few dollar burritos - you guys want one?
by DollarBurritos June 16, 2018
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2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.
Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days
by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021
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Burrito Defeato

When you have eaten too much Mexican food resulting in an upset stomach.
"I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."
by Headexpl0dy May 13, 2018
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Desk Burrito

Desk Burrito
noun

Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
Usage:
“Bro I wasn’t missing that Sylvanas kill. Had to desk burrito it. My chair may be ruined, but we got the mount.”
by Deathxxscythe June 24, 2025
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Making burritos

When Mexicans have sex, specifically to make babies or groupsex.
Hola chica, how bout you and me make some burritos together?

God damn it I think Enrique and Maria are making burritos in my closet again.
by goldenkranzisreallysanta November 23, 2010
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Pug burrito

A very kind and loving leopard gecko also on laurdiy/Alex wassabi's channel of a despasito remix
I have a dope Pug burrito
by Taco <3 unicorns August 18, 2018
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Smiling Burrito

Making a smiley face with a magic marker on the tip of your penis and allow it outside your speedo.
While on a Mexican Vacation I went to beach to showoff my Smiling Burrito.
by Mister Smiley Coos Bay January 3, 2022
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