by DollarBurritos June 16, 2018

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.
Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito
Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days
Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days
by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021

"I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."
by Headexpl0dy May 13, 2018

Desk Burrito
noun
Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
Usage:
noun
Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
Usage:
“Bro I wasn’t missing that Sylvanas kill. Had to desk burrito it. My chair may be ruined, but we got the mount.”
by Deathxxscythe June 24, 2025

Hola chica, how bout you and me make some burritos together?
God damn it I think Enrique and Maria are making burritos in my closet again.
God damn it I think Enrique and Maria are making burritos in my closet again.
by goldenkranzisreallysanta November 23, 2010

by Taco <3 unicorns August 18, 2018

by Mister Smiley Coos Bay January 3, 2022
