Similar to Lakers point guard Lonzo Ball, however, you are so trashed and unbelievably intoxicated that you would make some of the dumbest decisions a human could make.
by ChikenChoker4Lyfe May 8, 2019
Get the Gonzo Ballmug. An enjoyable form of BDSM play whereby the male scrotum is exposed and beat and slapped repeatedly with a riding crop like the ass end of horse running the Kentucky Derby.
My mistress pulled my scrotum from my fly and gave me derby balls. The pleasure was incredible.
I feel like I’m ready to run for the triple crown after having my scrotum bashed in the most delightful session of derby balls last night.
I feel like I’m ready to run for the triple crown after having my scrotum bashed in the most delightful session of derby balls last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Get the Derby Ballsmug. Commonly known as sperm, semen, ejaculate. The white milky substance stored in the male testicles of humans, and animals.
by Jasper LaPrizrak November 6, 2021
Get the Ball Cheesemug. Someone who follows those of higher social standing and backs them no matter what. They will stick up for their hero, even when their hero has been proven to be a bad person, scammer, thief or general scumbag.
by Big Nasty 153 October 13, 2017
Get the ball washermug. A group of dumbfucks who are known for their raids on people/groups that offended or were total douchebags to them.
This gangs leader goes by the name 'River' along with the other leader that goes by 'Chiro'. The rest of the members are called 'Shartlings' according to the discord server. They are all pretty good friends but drama tends to happen sometimes which usually results in one of their raids.
This gangs leader goes by the name 'River' along with the other leader that goes by 'Chiro'. The rest of the members are called 'Shartlings' according to the discord server. They are all pretty good friends but drama tends to happen sometimes which usually results in one of their raids.
'The Balls Gang' are stupid shit-talkers! -from a dumbass
Have you seen the raids 'The Balls Gang' did? -unknown
Have you seen the raids 'The Balls Gang' did? -unknown
by The Balls Gang October 19, 2022
Get the The Balls Gangmug. I got a Glock in my 'Rari
17 shots, no .38
I'm like, yeah, she's fine
Wonder when she'll be mine
She walk past, I press rewind
To see that ass one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us
All fast money, no slow bucks
No one can control us
Ayy, yeaaah baby
Uh, yeah, Monty
Tell me what you see
Is it money or it’s me?
I smoke twenty, smell the weed
I got hunnies in my V
They like, "Monty, can you be my baby daddy?"
I’m like, "Yeah"
I got Robins on my jeans
17 shots, no .38
I'm like, yeah, she's fine
Wonder when she'll be mine
She walk past, I press rewind
To see that ass one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us
All fast money, no slow bucks
No one can control us
Ayy, yeaaah baby
Uh, yeah, Monty
Tell me what you see
Is it money or it’s me?
I smoke twenty, smell the weed
I got hunnies in my V
They like, "Monty, can you be my baby daddy?"
I’m like, "Yeah"
I got Robins on my jeans
by raccoon specimen June 5, 2021
Get the cell ballingmug. by Bonkaroons January 29, 2020
Get the Fushigi Ballsmug.