Button Masher

An excuse that pro players call people when they lose to them.

“Yay I won”
“Well you were just a button masher”

by SuperQuack September 29, 2021

Dumb Buttons

This is another name for nipples

“All I can think about is fondling those dumb buttons”

by Monsoon Niplord April 22, 2022

button beater

A Button Beater is any electronic device used to stimulate a women's clitoris, to the point where she has an orgasm.

If you have a problem with your daughter always sexting, buy her a Button Beater, so she can get her frustrations out and her focus back where it should be.

by $RollSmoke November 28, 2021

Purple Button

Can read minds

Purple Button - brendan is a fgt

by BrendanIsAFgt December 14, 2016

Butter Button

When a man pulls his dick out and ejaculates into ones belly button

"Oh shit i pulled out and gave you a butter button"

by Patriquee von seiddit February 15, 2018

Calculator buttons

The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.

Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.

by BlueBladeWrites September 16, 2020

Szechuan Button

An herb, that when consumed will cause a tingling sensation of the tongue and cheeks, nicknamed "Mouth Seizure" by french comedians, it is a popular sexual enhancer in Latvia.

Wow, this Szechuan Button is making my mouth have an orgasm!

by Mr. Herpes, sucka. August 19, 2012