crash test dummy

Someone whom is so shocked by what they’ve heard that they’re head recoils like that of a crash test dummy.

“His head went like a crash test dummy when I told him I shagged his mother”

by Mazdog May 01, 2019

25 page test

When one picks up a book and reads the first twenty-five pages to discover whether it is any good.

Mom: What's ya readin'?
Me: Nothing actually, this stupid Dickens novel is still describing the wart on the bad guy's nose and I'm already on page 25.

Brother: Yeah, put that piece of pretentious shit down NAO! It has failed the 25 page test.

by BMDC September 15, 2010

coming at you test

The coming at you test is the test one can perform to see if an online friend is worth meeting and/or fucking. Works best on a laptop.

The steps to the coming at you test are simple. One, bring their picture up on your laptop. Two, take the laptop screen further away from eyes, then swoop in fast, then back and forth, back and forth. If unsure, try slow and fast rhythms. If you're repulsed, then you now know you don't want to fuck them. Tell them you just want to be friends. But, if you're pleased by the test, call them up! They passed the comin' at you test. Try it. It's very effective and a complete decision helper.

by CaptainOz July 26, 2010

Cosmic Test Factions

The shittiest server in the world. Evz is a money whore and deserves to die

That server is almost as bad as Cosmic Test Factions

by FruitCoconut November 04, 2018

Open book test

if its open book, then your friends can be used to gain your information from

You know its an open book test raymond lets do this!

by ahmedisleosometimeslolol February 02, 2021

The lord is testing me

Bruh, My boyfriend got me so fuckin horny. When I get em alone Ima just 😩. The lord is testing me.

In my example it's Boyxnonbinary person

Nonbinary human: one sec... the lord is testing me today.

by LORD OF MURDERRRR January 08, 2022

Taste Test The Soup

To use one's mouth to consume or taste a 'soup' of bodily fluids created in one of the body's cavities during intercourse. To eat out the area (mouth, pussy, or anus) of your partner after making a soup of bodily fluids such as cum, sweat, feces, pea, and blood.

Ty Tass: Oh wow, how did you get six fluids in such a small cavity?
St. Pu Peter: I think its time for me to Taste Test The Soup - mm, that is good. Let me send you some from above, a blessing in disguise will hit you right in between the eyes.

by G.M.H. June 02, 2009