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Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.
A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!
by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019
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Skid Tears

Tears of a script kiddie. These are the people who troll hacker forums. They are bored and threaten to boot other people offline with the scripts they find on pastebin. They often go to other forums and beg for help to get the script working. Often they'll beg their parents for money for an extra VPS to run the scripts on. They generally commit suicide within a year of becoming a skid.
"i promise not to be a dumb skid"
If they say that they are a dumb skid, and cry skid tears when they cant get into the pentagram
by uwumaster69_420 May 13, 2020
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Busting tears

Crying

A cooler phrase for crying or shedding tears
Gosh darnit John, stop busting tears and grow a pair!
by VolumeHunter February 10, 2018
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hotdog tears

When you make an ejaculation emoji on IOS and your android friends see something else.
She asked me what I wanted to do and I sent her 🥖💦 and she said hotdog tears
by EasyEzz September 30, 2017
mugGet the hotdog tearsmug.

Trail of Tears (Punishment)

The trail of tears is a punishment used on misbehaving privates who tend to physically assault their NCOs. In order to carry out this punishment, a platoon must form two parallel lines. The soldier being punished must low crawl between the two lines while the people in line spit on them, forming the trail of tears. Note: if the soldiers face is not on the ground, they must return to the start and try again.
PFC Lesiecki was hard as a rock through the entire trail of tears (punishment). I’ve never seen someone so excited to be degraded. He really is a strong, jacked, dirty little slut isn’t he?
by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025
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tearing the cabbage

tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.
sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean
by 0hn0ghostie July 27, 2021
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Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.
Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear
by Tillers December 27, 2023
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