bum tax

Federal & state taxes paid by parents resulting from twenty something children living at home that are severely under or unemployed and not going to college.

Now that their son is out of college, unable to find a job, pay his student loans, the parents get hit with the bum tax as they cannot even claim a tax deduction, yet must pay all the expenses.

by d61008 January 26, 2015

Kid Tax

The price of the extra things you buy in a store because you happen to have your kids in tow.

Kid: Hey, those keychains are cool!
...
Cashier (@ checkout): Those keychains are $4.99
Parent: Well, there's another $5 Kid Tax!

by O. Hugh Aytwontu October 1, 2012

YOUR Taxes

Are NOT going to me in any way shape or form by me getting paid for AI.

Hym "Nonononononono. No. Meg. You don't like that I said I don't want my tax dollars to go to feeding your kids and now YOU are saying the same thing about me. Except YOUR taxes aren't going to me. I'm not on ebt. I don't have Medicaid. MY taxes are going to YOU. And YOURS are not going to ME. This IS your entire societal racket. It's YOU... Stealing MY shit and giving it to your kids. That is all. Unless you are one of the people who made a show or game, you did not contribute to my life. You were an obstacle to a good one. You are a crooked casino owner. Scooping my chips away from me and suggesting that I play a different game. And you're not doing it for morality. You're not doing it for justice. And you sure as hell aren't doing it for your kids. You're doing it because the house lost. The second Andy Ngo went on Jordan Peterson. The second to AI started contributing to the world in a material capacity. So, now, you want to let them abscond with my winnings because you're mad you had to sit there and cry about it. You only did it because you thought you would win! Because the chances that I was right were so astronomically low! And then I WAS! So, fuck you! Get your fucking hands off my chips. YOU KNOW AND I KNOW that the government is going to take half of what I get FUCKING ANYWAY and it's going to end up going to your kids. You would have more of them if you would have listened to me."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

sloppy tax

The penalty issued to an individual when he or she fails to secure their drugs or money during a high risk situation such as in a trap house or low budget motel.

Big Red, the low budget plug, left his re-up money on the table when he nodded out at the trap house so Danielle, the heroin junky collected the sloppy tax.

by Mark the Narc March 14, 2022

xbox tax

A made up term by the toxic Xbox community that blindly believes that social media has some basis against Xbox console and products

Xbot: man I can’t believe this “popular game event” didn’t pay attention to these awesome xbox exclusives this is xbox tax!
Guy: didn’t HI-FI rush get a 9/10 on ign
Xbot: die!

by Alstarwalker November 15, 2023

Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax was started whenever a big morbidly obese black man named Fanum joined the stream-house called AMP, in these streams Fanum would walk up to his friends and he would tax their food, by taxing I mean stealing, this quickly became a meme, and now it is commonly used among over "Brain-Rot" phrases, such as: Skibidi Toilet, Grimace Shake, Mewing/Mogging, Edging/Gooning, ETC.

"Michael Stevens did you see the Fanum Tax on the last stream?" "No kitten, I was too busy drinking a special someone's milk."

"Dude, my little brother Fanum Taxed me." "What the actual fuck is Fanum Tax?" "Please eat out my asshole."

"Skibidi Toilet, Fanum Taxed my little brother while he was edging, and the entire time the Skibidi was mewing." "Actually kill yourself."

by Uncle-Goku February 23, 2024

Fanum tax

The act of taking a portion of food from a friend.

I fanum taxed his fries.

by Skib1d1sigma69420 July 1, 2024