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White Table Cloth

High end steakhouse with private booth and white table cloth...
My old lady took me to this nice restaurant and gave me a hand job under the white table cloth....
by Cheese N Cecil February 25, 2025
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Tennessee Table Top

The act of eating a fuckton of taco to the point of boiling diarrhea,taking off your cloths and start shifting while breakdancing
Jacob:how’d you handle the break up?
Max:I broke into that bitches crib and I pulled off a Tennessee Table Top.
by ThatGuyGodfrey March 9, 2025
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Round Table

A Round Table is when to settle an AMMA fight the floor drops out into a subbasement chamber where the fighters (the Knights) stand in a circle facing inward and masturbate. The first one to come wins. This may seem counterintuitive but it's actually really hard to jerk off with 9 other knights looking at you and therefore is the ultimate demonstration of dominance.
He won the AMMA competition through a Round Table
by Blenn May 10, 2025
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Lexington Table Tennis Massacre

In a stunning upset at the 2025 Lexington Table Tennis Amateur Finals, underdog Devin shocked the crowd and toppled reigning champion Blake, handing the favorite his first and only loss of the season to finish with a 27–1 record. Known more for his erratic play than consistency, Devin brought relentless intensity and razor-sharp focus to dismantle Blake’s trademark defensive strategy, winning 27 games in a dramaticbbeat-down fashion. Each blistering rally and improbable return chipped away at Blake’s composure, turning what was expected to be a routine coronation into a gritty, unforgettable battle. The tournament ended not with the underdog’s defeat, but with the downfall of a near-perfect titan—and the rise of a new champion forged in chaos.
Did you hear about the Lexington Table Tennis Massacre of 2025?

I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.
by dadboddev June 2, 2025
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End table

A large butt that sticks out like a shelf from a woman then comes back to her thighs like an end table
That girl got an end table assahhhh bites lip
by JaimeGrande December 1, 2025
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Vietnamese Table Tennis

The act of backhanding someone in the balls during doggy style.
For an extra $20, my friend Curtis will throw in a game of Vietnamese Table Tennis.
by Flynurse December 25, 2025
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fight the table

When someone is hitting the puck in air hockey so hard you don't get a chance to hit it back. Very annoying.
I was trying to play air hockey with tom, but he just wanted to fight the table instead, whatta jerk
by hms321 December 15, 2008
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