1. a girl or guy who is flirtatious with a girl, but isn't interested in sex or a relationship and just wants to "be friends"
2. a girl or guy that uses his/her sexuality to get what they want, with no regards to the feelings of the woman involved
3. a girl or guy who is ridiculously charming and attractive, but is oblivious to their effect on women
2. a girl or guy that uses his/her sexuality to get what they want, with no regards to the feelings of the woman involved
3. a girl or guy who is ridiculously charming and attractive, but is oblivious to their effect on women
Ben: Wow, she was all over you at dinner last night. Did you hook up?
Gena: No, after all that she told me she "valued me as a friend." God, what a twat tease.
Lisa: Oh my gosh! Don't look now but Jason is totally making bedroom eyes at me right now!
Brenda: Oh yeah, he did that to me too. That little twat tease just wants someone to help him cook dinner for his date tonight.
Lisa: Ugh. Damn his good looks.
Rachel: So, people keep telling me that I have luxurious hair and starry eyes but I don't even know *what* that's about. But, wow, look at you. Is that cashmere? Ooh, it's so soft, I could just touch you for hours. God, and that color really brings out your eyes...So how was your day, hot stuff?
Jenny: (thinking) twat...tease...
Gena: No, after all that she told me she "valued me as a friend." God, what a twat tease.
Lisa: Oh my gosh! Don't look now but Jason is totally making bedroom eyes at me right now!
Brenda: Oh yeah, he did that to me too. That little twat tease just wants someone to help him cook dinner for his date tonight.
Lisa: Ugh. Damn his good looks.
Rachel: So, people keep telling me that I have luxurious hair and starry eyes but I don't even know *what* that's about. But, wow, look at you. Is that cashmere? Ooh, it's so soft, I could just touch you for hours. God, and that color really brings out your eyes...So how was your day, hot stuff?
Jenny: (thinking) twat...tease...
by ohthis May 1, 2010
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by dirtymags May 13, 2011
Get the Twatpouch mug.Tweets about chapel. A phrase often used as a twitter hashtag for college students who attend Christian universities and are forced to go to chapel. Originated at Oral Roberts University, but expanded as other college students stopped paying attention in chapel and started tweeting instead.
#twapel is often used like a forum to publicly critique anything happening within the chapel building while chapel is in session.
#twapel is often used like a forum to publicly critique anything happening within the chapel building while chapel is in session.
Cowboy boots...and a zebra print dress? Why not...her voice makes up for her wardrobe selection. #twapel
by ohareyoufresh December 2, 2011
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Get the twat cucumber mug.The act of loving a women so much, you're willing to insert your sausage into her back oven. Also can be used as a term for 'ethnics'.
"I love that Susan so much"
"Really? Any plans with her?"
"Actually, yes, I'm going to twaan her."
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"Barry, get the shovel, those twaans are outside again."
"Really? Any plans with her?"
"Actually, yes, I'm going to twaan her."
or
"Barry, get the shovel, those twaans are outside again."
by AlanTheAllKnowing September 26, 2013
Get the twaan mug.A person, often a middle-aged or older man, who dresses in such a way that they look like the character "Widow Twanky" in the pantomime "Aladdin".
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