toothy starfish

An asshole so full of hemorrhoids and/or anal warts that when you insert your penis into it, you feel more like you're receiving a toothy blow.

"Tom, why does your dick look like it went through a meet grinder?"
"Because I took the dirt path and to my horror she had a fucking toothy starfish!"
"Shit. Rest in peace Tom's dick. Rest in peace."

by CaptinStabN September 26, 2017

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Toothflicks

Bits of food particles stuck between teeth that fly on to the bathroom mirror when flossing your teeth and stick there and dry.

My wife spent an hour cleaning off the toothflicks from the bathroom mirror.

by Ferda T&L May 19, 2020

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Toothcold

When you bite into ice cream or something extremely cold and your teeth get cold and sensitive.

When I bit into ice cream I got a toothcold.

by Emwooiscool January 4, 2021

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Step 1:touch some grass while going out side.
Step 2:go to store with money that you acquired legally

Step 3:purchase both toothbrush and toothpaste
Step 4:pay for it you little shit

Step 5 :exit store and go home
Step 7:enter bathroom

Step 8:unpack both toothbrush and toothpaste

Step:9 grab toothpaste and place contents of it on toothbrush

Step 10: place toothbrush in side of mouth and start scrubing
Step 11: try doing it for 2 minutes

Step 12:well done you have now revealed all the cavities in your teeth

Now go to the dentist.

Give me a moment I need to brush my teeth with a normal sized extremly unpretty blue toothbrush

by .... . .-.. .-.. --- October 6, 2023

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