tolm

word to insult other people, mainly used in mountain regions, such as tscheggl, tschorg, poltsch and schlammsau

get off my farm, tolm!

by Tschorgtscheggltolm August 17, 2011

toleinuelui

Its a way superheros like bonterfieldimanyod man and captian riah pants eat men for breakfast...also where you put a mans genitals in thr back of your throat to touch the ovula.

person one:what would you like for breakfast?
person two: toleinuelui.

by bonterfieldimanyod man December 31, 2011

tolerance of a mousetrap

A term used to describe a person or creature with no patience or tolerance. Someone who snaps easily.

Bob: You wanna get something to eat man?
Larry: Sure. Not McDonald's though. I had that yesterday.
Bob: GOD DAMN IT LARRY! WHY CANT YOU EVER EAT WHERE I WANT TO!?
Larry: Jeez man. You've got the tolerance of a mousetrap.

by Hackfail August 10, 2012

tolaminor

A disease that prevents hair from growing down there.

After seeing Bill in the shower, I guessed that he struggled with tolaminor.

by loiks November 5, 2012

Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.

"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012

toley washer

A person who is useless to the point that the only trade they can get is washing toleys (a toley being a poo, jobey, shite, dump)

He's nothing more than a toley washer! (Scottish) Uch, he's nuhin mare than a toley washer!

by Martorious January 18, 2013

toledo smokestack

A sexual position wherein the lady perches upon the man's shoulders and smokes a mentholated cigarette. No sexual intercourse is involved, but the woman must be a prostitute.

"I walked in on Pop Can Johnny doing a Toledo smokestack with the landlady. It smelled like Cleveland in there!"

by The Poper May 13, 2014