the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine
by lilb05 July 29, 2025
Get the carpet crawling mug.The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.
The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.
Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
by Niceguy73wv August 9, 2025
Get the Clothing Carpet mug.The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.
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Get the Carpet Shark mug.Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro
by urbdictinger February 24, 2025
Get the touch carpet mug.Hym "WOOOO! CARPET BOMB RUSSELL BRAND! SET A 24 HOUR TIMER AND THEN (IN THE WORDS OF JORDAN PETERSON) 'GIVE EM HELL!' WOOOOOOOOO!"
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