by interbred.monkey May 28, 2021
Get the meat carpet mug.A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 3, 2024
Get the Kitty Carpet mug.Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.
Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.
by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024
Get the Carpet Sniffer mug.Noun; A video on tiktok where half of the screen is a video of the famous tiktoker Grant Wisler, and the other half is of a video of carpets being cleaned.
Bro those Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks always steal videos from Grant Wisler and just add carpet cleaning next to it.
by johnwhat6 November 17, 2024
Get the Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks mug.Carpet bombing refers to the act of a man ejaculating from the top bunk of a bunk bed onto either the floor another person, such as a woman or another man
by Sbobby January 3, 2025
Get the carpet bomb mug.When your in missionary with your girl, and you take out a box of matches and light her pubes on fire. You then have to proceed to put it out with your nut.
by pubelicker33 June 18, 2025
Get the carpet fire mug.by CarpetBomber69 June 18, 2025
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