Flarp Toppings

when you use a very thick, wet, lumpy, fart like ranch dressing

would you like to use some flarp toppings with your salad, are secret recipe

by jardieniethyweenie May 9, 2025

Carrot Topp

The singer for the anonymous punk band Radioactive Chicken Heads since 1993. He has a giant carrot head and wears cool glasses.

“Dude, did you see those Chicken guys last night?” “Yeah man, I loved the carrot guy, he’s pretty gnar.” “Yeah, that’s Carrot Topp, not to be confused with the comedian of course.”

by GameofGenie July 10, 2025

Gassy Thompson

A mixed drink made of 1/2 parts Guinness 1/2 parts Hot Chocolate. Named after a blue ski route at Keystone resort, it is a commonly served drink at local watering holes and vendors at the resort.

I’ll order a Gassy Thompson for that lady in blue at the corner of the bar.

by SirDinkleMan July 11, 2025

Clean Thompson

Someone who fanatically avoids any 'unclean' action that may result in physically dirtying themselves.

Daniel is SUCH a Clean Thompson.

by bigbeasy August 22, 2025

Archie thompson

He is a very hot masculine man, with a ginormous wiener and is caring,sexy,seductive,horny, good rhythm and likes to have sexual intercourse with his gf And good at fighting

Oooooo ur such an Archie Thompson 😏

by P3n3r October 26, 2025

Chris Thompson

A legendary firefighter who’s equal parts hero and gearhead. Known for his fearless work on the fireground and an obsession with American muscle cars. Calves so massive they practically have their own zip code. If there’s a fire to fight or a car to tweak, Chris Thompson is your guy.

You are such a Chris Thompson

by Big stick October 29, 2025

Harvey Thompson

A complete smarmy git

You know that Harvey Thompson is a smarmy got

by User1652628 November 21, 2025