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hoe-larious

when something is hilarious but with a hint of hoe.
billy bob is hoe-larious.
by AMY LI December 30, 2004
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hoe shit

1) shit that is just garbage / wannabe / bootleg / down right bullshit

2) anything fucked up you do to someone or someone does to you

3) c's up b's down
1) blood walk
2) your best friend fuckin your mom - hoe shit.
3) you already know
by fulgore July 16, 2008
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five hoe

from the slang five o, sexist expression that means "female cop" as you can guess it.
"hey nigga peep, beware of that zigzagin berry, there's a five hoe at the wheel"

J pulled over and seen the five hoe coming to his side then he thought he could work it out and even flick with her but he got got.
by Swoopa February 7, 2009
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Undercover Hoe

Looks and acts like she's a really really good girl but really is a hoe.
Dude: Ay Matthew that girl you was with yesterday seems pretty straight.

Matthew: Man, thats what I said but last night after the bar.....She a freak. She one of them undercover hoes.
by Matthew V** August 23, 2008
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Jonas Hoes

Obsessive fans of the Jonas Brothers, a popular music group backed by Disney. Jonas hoes often, though not always, want to sleep with and corrupt the Jonas Brothers (a.k.a. the Jonas Bros).

Often are very amusing to watch.
#1: Oh my God! Stephanie is such a slut! She is trying to sleep with Nick Jonas! What a Jonas Hoe.

#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!
by zoeyainthowuspellit October 14, 2008
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lax hoe

A slutty female that will fuck anything and everything lacrosse and hangs out with the Lax Bros.
These girls are obsessed with no-strings-attatched sex with lax players.
They like to smoke weed, drink beer, and be bitches to anyone not in their group.
The love to act bad ass (but are usually harmless unless they gang up and attack you) ((these attacks often happen on facebook or through texts))
They love pushup bras & low cut shirts.
by laxinyooooo April 24, 2010
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hoe tub

yo, my nigga troy be smokin dem Ruffas under da-water in dat Hoe tub over at da jeffersons Fried chicken and Kool aid BBQ. Bubba King Had to Kick the block cause Jizzy James Caught dat nigga embezzleing his watermelons. Once Jizzy caught Bubba, he beat his black ass and took all his food stamps. That stampless son of a bitch burnt donuts in Jizzy's yard with his Mercury Sable. Now that Jizzy has all dem food stamps, he be one uptown niggar.
by Jizzy James March 12, 2008
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