English Teacher Mentality Syndrome

a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.

the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome

by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023

French Teacher

The French teacher is one of the best teachers, one of the bois who you can make jokes with, unfortunately, they teach French which is unobjectively the WORST subject.

what do we have next? French, with the good French Teacher, I love them but I hate French

by Gog403 May 27, 2023

teacher iriam

This teacher is the reason why I hate science

Teacher Iriam gives us a lot of homework! It´s not fair!!!

by demidorks June 8, 2017

Teachers bitch

Worse version of a teachers pet

Usually a Claire

Student 1: that girl is such a teachers bitch
Student 2: must be a claire

by Hugeppman0999 February 9, 2022

teacher friend

Similar to a best-friend or girl/boyfriend, a teacher friend is the teacher in the student/teacher bond where the teacher is the student's favorite teacher of all time and the student is the teacher's favorite student of all time.

I had lunch with my teacher friend on Wednesday, where we discussed what she will teach in the fall.

by Calc64 March 19, 2023

Teacher

The devil of the earth

My teacher whooped my ass.

by Zzynxz December 2, 2021

French Immersion Teachers

Annoying devils that don't hesitate to give you detention even if you speak the tiniest bit of English, they don't even allow you to speak any other language. Won't even let you explain in English if you're about to die.

Student: "Speaks English"
Teacher: That's detention for you right there!
Another Student: "Speaks Korean"
Teacher: "That's also detention even though I don't know what you're saying!

Typical French Immersion Teachers. Do not recommend this program, it makes you suffer and feel like you're in hell.

by JustARandomPersonThatIsBored November 26, 2022