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Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
Hey Cameron, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could giver her a presidential mask!
by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021
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Face mask

A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves
(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.
by topturkey September 12, 2022
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Face mask

A thing of psychological torture which I am still required to wear even after getting the Covid vaccine.
I expected people to remove those filthy face masks after the vaccination but still no change.. Fuck dammit
by Diego_Brando December 27, 2021
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gass mask

A term used to describe something of utter amazement, or a event so big you just cant believe it even though you just saw it.

Popular in Wisconsin
That shits out of the gass mask
by Dr. Frank June 20, 2008
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Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.
by brxxdie February 15, 2022
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mask differential

When you meet a new person, who only ever wears a mask, and then you see them without the mask and their disposition and voice do not match with what you thought they’d look like.
Her mask differential was way off, she’s prettier than I thought she would be.
by Teenycupcake October 2, 2021
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We can both remove the masks

Closeted gays who want to do coming out and let the world know about their love.
I think it's a good time....we can both remove the masks
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