sleepytime tea

The act of staying awake for 24 hrs and then dipping your balls in a women's mouth. As she sucks on them, the male jerks off and cums on her neck and chest. The male then immediately passes out asleep.

Babe, I can't fall asleep, are you up for some sleepytime tea?

by cashmoney22 June 11, 2014

Rusty Tea

ok, so a rusty tea is when your girlfriend starts a heavy flow period and she leaves her first tampon in untill the last day of her period, then while on hands and knees you remove the tampon, pour cold water into her vag and replug it with the tampon, wait for the water to steep to body temp and then pour it into a single mug to share.

mmmm baby, iv been brewing you a rusty tea for he last week..

by rusty tea September 17, 2014

Tea crumpet

A pussy with five o'clock shadow.

I got whisker burn when I tried to eat her tea crumpet.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

not to be a brit but tea

their posts are tea!! the tumblr british cuppa (who is actually from africa) is a little ghost that holds a cup of tea, they are also the god of tea.

tumblr user: i love not to be a brit but tea's posts!!

by sammy the ghost December 10, 2018

Tea Party

When friends get together and talks about massive tea/drama/mega shit

Spill the tea betch!! Let’s have a tea party, call everyone.

by DankDaddy401 August 23, 2018

Cunt tea

The kind of tea that comes from a cunt about a cunt for a cunt

“Yo I have some cunt tea to spill and your a cunt I’m a cunt soooo the tea is that this cunt punched this other cunt for a cunt

by Junako January 17, 2019

Tea-Ish

According to Davina, this is when tea tastes too much like tea....?

This tea is too tea-ish.

by That_Darn_Guy May 31, 2018