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Also referred to as ITBES, this is a serious psychological disorder. It doesn't really matter if you catch it early on or not, as unfortunately, there is no cure. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to:

- Irritability when passing a Taco Bell and not purchasing a Taco Bell product.
- Craving Taco Bell 24/7.
- Trying to make a Taco Bell substitute at home. When the chef with ITBES fails, he or she will throw the taco creation at the wall, screaming "THIS WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH! I NEED TACO BELL NOW!" (or a variation of this phrase).
Coping with Insatiable Taco Bell Eating Syndrome has been tough. Taco Bell is my nicotine, and unlike cigarettes, I cannot walk into any store any buy it.

I must always be within 20 miles of a taco bell, or I will become sick and irritable. For long road trips, or plane flights, I will pack multiple faux-"Crave Cases" as I call them, in order to make the journey until I am in close proximity to another Taco Bell.
by Petey Mik March 13, 2008
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Taco Slap

to forcefully hit another person in the face with the lips of your vagina, leaving a taco-like print on the face of the victim. much like a mushroom slap, in female form.
Alex, im going to taco slap you so hard, you will carry around a taco everywhere for days...if you don't do what i say!
by kaalbe June 11, 2011
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taco truck

An unusually large lesbian.
Did you see that lesbian leaving the club? That taco truck was huge!
by mpdiii January 1, 2013
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Taco Bell

A fast food restaurant with a menu loosely based on Tex-Mex cuisine. Part of the Yum! group of restaurant brands. Features over sixty variations of menu items which midwesterners cannot pronounce, and can be customized to suit every taste with a variety of ingredients, yet customers cannot figure out why their orders are often wrong.
"Taco Bell (location name), (manager) speaking, how can I help you?"

"I just came through the drive thru and you guys messed up my $40 order. I don't understand why this happens every time! I made special requests for every item!"
by Caitster June 25, 2008
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Tacoma

I like to call it the "Compton of Washington". Hooray!
Woman-Where are you from?
Man- Tacoma.
Woman- Oh I'm so sorry. Didn't that sherrif ki-
Man- Yup.
by Arthur of Tacoma July 6, 2006
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freedom taco

when you take off your pants in public, bang your knees together in a side-to-side motion and yell out "FREEDOM TACO!"
that drunk bastard killed the party last night doing the freedom taco.
by eman sami August 23, 2005
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glossy taco dirty

It is when a girls pussy is wet before you fuck it. Or it can be a glossy taco meaning topcoat from simply nail logical (I am not a hater )
Girl: fuck me

Dude lifts skirt

Guy: why do u have a glossy taco dirty

Girl :what the hell is a glossy taco dirty

Guy : when your wet before we fucked

Girl: oh ok are u going to do this
by Not my real name hahaha January 5, 2018
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