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Usher The Table

Verb: in 8ball/pool - to place your inner thigh on the edge of the table in a slight thrusting/thirst trap motion to reach across for a wide shot, especially if going on the other side (for a closer/easier shot in thought) means using your non-dominant hand.
Person 1: Dude, that corner pocket 11 is so far, I can’t hit it.

Person 2: Bro, just usher the table
by gv_86 September 20, 2025
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Cansas end table

A sofas end table made from recycled dresser drawers with legs vertically placed on sofa ends
by Cblu88 June 6, 2025
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Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
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I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!
I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!
by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022
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spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023
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Table

The best object in existence, besides the chair of course. Items are often placed on this object.
Tyler: Did you see last nights football games?
Grant: table
by ilovetheletterh February 8, 2022
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Sticky Table

When a table in the bonus room has been nutted on by oneself while enacting adulatory
Bro in the bonus room bro we got a sticky table
by NiggaNuts January 13, 2021
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