Macaroni sweats

The perspiration that gathers on ones forehead and face from leaning over a bowl of hot food.
"After two bowls of piping hot chicken noodle soup, I was dripping from macaroni sweats."
by Scaboodles August 25, 2017
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muff sweats

His dick was that big it gave her the muff sweats
by Vincel February 17, 2019
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sweat chariot

The sweaty anus of someone who has been, or is in the process of being, penetrated by a phalus (referred to as a centurion).
I pounded that sweat chariot last night, my centurian creamed everywhere.
by stusx10 March 09, 2019
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The poop sweats

When your lower belly aches, you feel a sudden hot rush to your butthole but can't get to the shitter anytime soon. The sweats kick in and you're forced to wait in pure agony until the feeling passes.
Man, that mexican from last night really gave me the poop sweats.
by Bjakeolsaari95 May 08, 2020
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Never Sweat

A company person who typically got their job by attending college as opposed to working his way up the ranks with the union he now rules over. They usually don't know the job, but will tell someone how they should be doing it. You can typically find them sitting at their desk, and at the end of the day, they clock out with a dirt mark or sweat stain.
Why don't you go back into your air conditioned office and refresh your facebook some more ya Never Sweat.
by Working Class Eviscerator January 05, 2020
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Fn sweats

12 year old kids that started playing Fortnite after chapter 1, and have played every day for the last 3 years, that have become so unbelievably sweaty, and are now ruining the game for those trying to casually enjoy it.
Me and Tanner tried to play Fortnite last night but kept dying to Fn sweats
by Billie-Joel November 08, 2023
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Brown sweats

The sweat mixed with fecal matter that is wiped out of your ass. This happens usually after a workout or sleeping in a hot room.
Jon: I am going to the bathroom
Frank: didn't you just go?
Jon: Yeah bro but I have some brown sweats after the gym.
by fuckmikelol January 23, 2019
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