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Ohio State Buckeyes

Ohio State Buckeys are the best college in the big ten, in football, basketball, hockey and many others. Many Michigan fans will tell you they suck, however that is only because they are bitter due to their extreme losses in the sport of football at the hands of Troy Smith and A.J. Hawk. To stray away from this fact they try to focus on Cleveland Ohio's professional teams such as the Cleveland Browns. But once again their just bitter because the Browns picked up Breylon Edwards the choke artist who cannot catch an 8 yard pass causing the Wolverines to once again lose to the Buckeyes. Michigan fans can say what they wish but the outcome will always end in a Buckeye victory.
Michigan fan: F the Ohio State Buckeyes we are going to own you guys this year
Ohio State fan: just like last year rite? and the year before that? and the year before that?
by Teddy Ginn May 1, 2006
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statesboro

Statesboro is a tight city in georgia
tha ish
statesboro is a tight city
by goose July 15, 2004
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United States

Best country in the world, also home to some of the biggest dumbfucks in the world (For example: Fox "News", Rush Limbaugh, the ENTIRE Republican party). Also home to the best food on the planet: Chinese AND Mexican food
I wanted to know the truth, but when i came to the United States Fox "News" and its bullshit tricked me
by America eff ya March 4, 2010
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The United States of America

The land of the free.... and obesity epidemics... and mass shootings... and heart attacks... and fascism... and racism... and alcoholism...

Worse than Somalia.
"THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS THA BEST CUNTRY IN DA WERLD!!! MUH FREEDOMS!"
by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016
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Kansas State

Like the best college in Kansas whoes mascot is the wildcats. Way more like than the hated Kansas Jayhawks who get lucky all the time take this 2011 basketball season for example. Kansas State is place to be if your a cool kid!
Guy 1: Hey Kansas State is playing ku tonight wanna watch?
Guy 2: No way i dont want to see ku lose!
by heyg April 12, 2011
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State Trooper [cock sucker]

Asshole cops who tend to be rejects from other precints. They use the "Entrapment" "Tail and Ticket" and "Radar That Only I Can Read" methods to ticket people, typically college students and the elderly. They earn kick backs on the number of tickets they write.

They also will ticket you for speeding while passing a slower vehicle in a two way road. Apparently, one can pass a vehicle legally, unless you exceed the marked speed to pass the said vehicle.

Tend to be among the lowest of officers in the police caste system, yet highest ranking in State affairs. Some of the gualifications are as follow:

-Egotistical
-Asshole Traits
-Zealous
-Posses an un-deserved sense of accomplishment
-Redneck
-Backass and closed minded
-Must own Walmart Aviators
-Be unswayable
"That State Trooper cock sucker ticketed me for going 78 in a 70 while trying to pass someone going 45 in the 70..."

"I got ticketed by the wannabe Chuck Norris over there who doesn't realize he's a state trooper, not a Texas Ranger"
by Tiredofbeingticketed November 2, 2008
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