Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid

A line spoken by The Narrator/Kevan Brighting In the Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe if you stay in the broom closet long enough

Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, He Probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.

by Stanley-P July 7, 2024

Stanley

When your crush is “bae” but not “bae” at the same time because they have been acting weird.

“Girl, Tell me why he’s a stanley.”

by domingoofdaddy November 10, 2024

stalenihilist

One who has an obsessive compulsion to rid the world of the most boring people who overdue the most ridiculous things till they’re played to death!

I knew my brothers was in my side! He is a true stalenihilist!!

by Mochalicious February 9, 2025

Stanley Cohen And Stanley William

Stanley Cohen And Stanley William

Stanley Cohen And Stanley William

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Stanley Steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.

I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!

by funxey_pls April 19, 2025

Stale toot

Flatulence that has presided in the same area for an extended length of time. It loses some of its potency, but has a disturbing musky smell to it, that assaults the senses. For example, if one were to fart in a warm stuffy room and exits said room, and someone where to enter the room 5 minutes later. Their senses may perceive a stale toot smell. Stale too smells are particularly common in motor vehicles. They can also be discovered when a fart has been trapped in ones pants for some period of time and the pants are removed and the smell is released into the open air

It smells like stale toots in this car

by ProfessorNonsense May 3, 2025

Staceyism

1. (n.) A playful yet brutal statement making fun of a short person for their height, often subliminally or with wordplay.

2. (n.) The social ideology that one is entitled to using one's height as the butt of a joke, typically in an unserious manner.

Note: A staceyism may cause critical emotional damage if the reciever happens to also be named Stacey, alternate spellings included.

Person A: Dude, Stacey is mitosing.
Person B: How? You can't divide by zero.
Stacey: oh my fucking god
Person C: You killed her!
Person B: Bro's the newest development in the Manhattan Project.
Person B: That's your worst staceyism yet.
Person A: It's a critical hit!

by Hygiea March 3, 2026