Definitions by Hygiea

Staceyism

1. (n.) A playful yet brutal statement making fun of a short person for their height, often subliminally or with wordplay.

2. (n.) The social ideology that one is entitled to using one's height as the butt of a joke, typically in an unserious manner.

Note: A staceyism may cause critical emotional damage if the reciever happens to also be named Stacey, alternate spellings included.

Person A: Dude, Stacey is mitosing.
Person B: How? You can't divide by zero.
Stacey: oh my fucking god
Person C: You killed her!
Person B: Bro's the newest development in the Manhattan Project.
Person B: That's your worst staceyism yet.
Person A: It's a critical hit!

Staceyism by Hygiea March 3, 2026