Hygiea's definitions
1. (n.) A playful yet brutal statement making fun of a short person for their height, often subliminally or with wordplay.
2. (n.) The social ideology that one is entitled to using one's height as the butt of a joke, typically in an unserious manner.
Note: A staceyism may cause critical emotional damage if the reciever happens to also be named Stacey, alternate spellings included.
2. (n.) The social ideology that one is entitled to using one's height as the butt of a joke, typically in an unserious manner.
Note: A staceyism may cause critical emotional damage if the reciever happens to also be named Stacey, alternate spellings included.
Person A: Dude, Stacey is mitosing.
Person B: How? You can't divide by zero.
Stacey: oh my fucking god
Person C: You killed her!
Person B: Bro's the newest development in the Manhattan Project.
Person B: That's your worst staceyism yet.
Person A: It's a critical hit!
Person B: How? You can't divide by zero.
Stacey: oh my fucking god
Person C: You killed her!
Person B: Bro's the newest development in the Manhattan Project.
Person B: That's your worst staceyism yet.
Person A: It's a critical hit!
by Hygiea March 3, 2026
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