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Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.
____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.
by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017
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spong

Noun; Adj.1. Word used to describe a person that is slow, moronic, or just plain dumb. 2.A meaningless word that can be used in place of any object.
1.Nameless Girl 1: OMG I think Bono is SO cute!!!
Nameless Girl 2: Ew! You think he's cute he's such a spong!

2.Teenager 1: *pulls out a random object and waves it around like an idiot* You like it don't you!! I know you like my spong!
Teenager 2: *steps away from Teenager 1 slowly* Riight...I have to go now...*leaves*
by TomoMomo July 15, 2008
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Spongebob

When Your Dick soaks up all the pussy-ejaculation like a sponge
I did a spongebob on my bitch last night
by Peewee-hermanizer October 17, 2014
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SpongeBob

Anyone or anything that is of extreme homosexuality; alternate slang for 'gay'
He has some SpongeBob pick up lines.
by Trent mofo Davis May 14, 2018
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Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants: A yellow sponge that lives in a pinapple, submerged underwater with a pet snail, and has friends named Patrick the Pink Starfish, Sandy Cheeks the Texan Squirrel, and has a neighbor named Squidward, that is a squid. Spongebob is a cook at a fast food retseraunt called the Krusty Krab, and has a super thrift boss naed Mr. Krabs. Squidward works as the cashier at the Krust Krab. Spongebob was born by a bunch of pot heads that were huffing lemon floor cleaner and smoking grass and paper, all at the same time, and submitted their idea to Nickolodeon.
Spongebob Squarepants is the #1 kids show currently.
by Trkflolx4 May 14, 2010
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Spongebob

A super funny TV show in nicklodeon he is so dumb.His best friend Patrick Star is a complete idiot or should i say Caballa.
Scooter:Hey Spongebob is back
fish#1:Spongebob?
Scooter:Ya
Spoongebob:Yah i'm back
fish#2:Yah the worlds most famous fried cook
by Markus Cruel September 1, 2005
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The SpongeBob

The SpongeBob
The 'SpongeBob' look, taken from the the character name and American animated T.V series/ Media Franchise,'SpongeBob SquarePants'.The SpongeBob is used best to describe someone who has a square shaped, heavy upper body with no waist, but skinny legs. Hot on the heels of the Muffin Top, The SpongeBob will also become common place due to fashionista's insisting that leggings are back in for Autumn Season 2006.
"you have such fantastic legs..but that outfit makes you look a bit SpongeBob.."
"Those metallic leggings are fierce!!..but the jumper on top makes you look too SpongeBob!"
The SpongeBob is NEVER a good look ladies (or gents).
by Miss Marvel November 10, 2008
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