socially withdrawn

Person always sitting in the back of the class in school, and not sharing table with anybody. Can have anything from ordinary shyness or lack of courage, to serious mental disorders like social phobia and schizophrenia.
In the first two cases, also called "pussy" in former Yugoslavia countries like Bosnia, Croatia, and Serbia.

A: Why is this guy not talking to anybody? Why is he so socially withdrawn?
B: He is sensitive. He is good. Leave him alone!

by AsocialSurvival December 20, 2018

Social Chlamedia

The act of spreading infectious and spurious news and information through various social media channels.

social media + chlamydia = social chlamedia

Donald is completely full of shit, with his levels of social chlamedia, I'm surprised he's not been quarantined.

by Attila the Fun Pun January 28, 2019

social hub

(noun) A person who is the connection between networks of many different individuals and groups.

Mira has so many different groups of friends, she's such a social hub!

by Mira Bethy March 5, 2017

Social PMSism

The condition one has when they are open and communicative with someone and then a period of time later, they unexpectedly do not acknowledge the same person whatsoever .

Last year, he was like "Hey" to me, and this year, he completely ignores me. He must be in a period of social PMSism.

by paperfroggie August 26, 2009

Social Landmine

People that seem to be planted at every event, bar, joint birthday party, mall, cousins friend's bbq, happy hour, etc that you were maybe friends with for a day but since have to navigate around every time you see them to avoid wasting another long pointless convorsation that they for some reason want to have.

"I went to Kells last night and there were SO many social landmines in the way that I didnt even get time to take a shot with Laura. I was too late, Dan and Kate both got me."

by KDDANCEPARTY April 21, 2009

social smoker

Someone who only smokes in public places like bars or clubs for the purpose of fitting in because everyone else is doing it or to impress a certain cliche of people.

Barb became a social smoker at parties on Saturday nights.

by Suvee September 17, 2007

social suicide

when you do something bad or dumb that effects your social standing

did you hear? he got drunk and did stuff with that really fat chick. yeah hes crazy, thats social suicide.

by blacky12345 November 23, 2007