Stephen Harper

Stephen Harper is the name assigned to the current Prime Minister, although it is only used by people that respect him. Decent Canadian folk call him Harpo or other names with Nazi origins. He used to be part of the Reform Party (even though he was born in Toronto) and is currently the leader of their Canada-wide subsidiary, the Conservative Party. People flirted with this evil and dangerous party in the 2006 and 2008, and Harpo used this time to start picking apart his worst enemy, the Canadian social safety net. In 2011, he committed an electoral fraud even greater than that of George W. Bush in 2000. Now, Harpo is the unquestionable and fearless Supreme Ruler of Canada, with 167 true blue (and green) Reformacon MPs doing as he says.

In case you actually wanted an unbiased definition...

Stephen Harper is a Toronto native that somehow turned into an angry Westerner. In 1993, he was elected as a backbench Reform MP and created the slogan "the West wants in". He left the Hill in 1997 to become head of the National Citizens' Coalition. In 2002 he headed the Canadian Alliance and merged it with the failing Progressive Conservative Party into the modern Conservative Party. He won elections in 2006, 2008, and 2011, winning a majority government in the latter.

Using lies, schemes, cons (no pun intended), deceptions, evasion, libel, slander, and tall tales, Stephen Harper has fearlessly led Canada through our worst years since the Mulroney days. RIP democracy 1867-1984, 1993-2006.

by 084536530569569 June 7, 2011

stephabot

A Spanish robot that often can be found in large cities dealing crack cocaine to the masses.

Holy crap did you just see Staphanoe cruze by on his army of Stephabots.

by Kyle O'Neil April 18, 2008

shepherd's pie

The act of performing oral sex on a female sheep.

Tim thinks there's nothing tastier than a shepherd's pie.

by WickedDavis October 8, 2007

Shephard

(noun)
~a male that is sexually active towards another male
~a man who makes love to the same sex
~ one who is attracted to penises


(verb)
~men-on- men sex.

You think that's guy hot? Don't be such a shephard.

Hey wanna shephard? I'm feeling horny.

by yesyesyes27 February 23, 2009

shepherd's pie

After penetrating a young lady's hymen, the alpha male then clubs her over the head, rendering her unconcious. He proceeds to wipe the blood from the ruptured hymen through the crease of her hind quarter, vomits into it, defacates on it, ejaculates upon it, fucks it, ejaculates again, then shares it with her when she regains conciousness.

I took her out and on the first date she ordered lobster, so I took her back to my place and gave her a shepherd's pie.

by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 14, 2005

Camel Shepherd

"A camel shepherd is originated from the middle east." "This means that they come from a place full of sand and decide to raise and care for helpless young camels as a way of attempting to live their puny life!!!!"

" Aidy is a camel shepherd!!!"

by Mike Hughes October 30, 2004

Shepherds Pie

The now clearly visible vaginal opening of a freshly shorn sheep.
This also refers to a freshly trimmed woman of eastern European extraction who was particularly hairy before.

Wow, look at those freshly shorn sheep. I could really go for a little Shepherds Pie right now!
or
Katrina is so hot now after that trim. Her Shepherds Pie is making me hungry. I just want to dive right in there.

by My Dixie Wrecked May 15, 2005