Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.

Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.

by Brclifford January 24, 2017

scratchless

Not a 'Scratcher' - i.e - person(s) engaged either in, or all of, routine denial, distortion, conflation and omissions of facts and truth in order to further their own political agenda(s). Scratchers are involved in both written and oral revisionism, past and present. They'll say or write anything, even if they know it's not true, as long as they win the battle. In other words, they 'scratch out', truth, even in cases where the truth is starkly evident.

"I like this guy. He speaks with reason and truth, referring often to proven facts as a source of evidence to support his claims. He's completely scratchless, if only there were more people like him about! Thankfully, he's unlike a lot of these politically correct left wing scratchers from the world of Narnia who will violently scream and cry if you say or do something they don't like. In my Student Union, they've reserved special rooms called 'Safe Zones' where one can only enter as long as they follow a tyrannical left wing code of politically correct verbal and physical behaviour. They've 'scratched out' my freedom to think and speak in there so if I want to socialise I have to go off campus to the Lamb and Shoulder for a pint!'

by aldo09 June 16, 2017

scratchmeister

anyone who will continuously scrape a bowl or plate clean instead of getting a refill of the same food or dessert

group of boys eating - look at the end of our table... it's the scratchmeister trying to scrape every drop of ice cream again just like yesterday! .... (laughing erupts)

by doctordaytona82 August 9, 2017

Scratchy

Filthy young pretending to be conscius about activism that derives in chaos

The scratchy broke the door.

by Cuenta Pública January 15, 2018

scratchy lips

When you kiss people so much your lips become dry and get mono

Omg Steven made me have scratchy lips

by Scratchy lips May 13, 2018

Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018

Scratcher

A super neat guy who has an unbelievable skill in block coding on the crazy page scratch. Some dude that I wouldn't fuck cause I'm straight but would if was a girl because scratcher are the superior beings of this earth. Best scratchers are Tylers because I said so.

I would have sex with you if were a girl because you are a scratcher. No Homo.

Scratchers should own this world as they are superior

by in use name123451 June 2, 2018