glossy sausage

Thick ass white bitch

Damn Rosie is looking like a glossy sausage

by Beanbag666 May 27, 2018

caped sausage

The male version of a landing strip.

This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!

by Boozeturd March 11, 2021

Swinging Sausage

The art of "Hooking Monkeys" using your large firm "Monkey Tail"

Did you see Chris and Phil swinging sausages last night. Cant believe they did it right there in the foyer

by Jdog1991 December 11, 2021

Sausage and Kraut

Making love to your girlfriend while fantasizing about the glazed doughnut hole of an Eastern European porn star. Or, simply having sex with your European girlfriend.

She cooked me some traditional dinner native to her homeland, but we had Sausage and Kraut for dessert.

by Vanilla Thunder 78 October 15, 2011

Browned the sausage

To shit one's pants.

We would have been here earlier, but Debbie browned the sausage.

by TCH32 June 20, 2018

Sausage Slam

An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.

Biff: "Your sister's a whore!"
Charlie: "Get ready to receive a sausage slam!"

by DennisLeary July 25, 2009

Taiwan Sausage

A sausage prepared taiwanese style. Nothing sexual pervert.

Dude, I was thinking of getting the fried breadsticks, but the taiwan sausage is calling my name right now.

by GuinnessDrinker5 January 13, 2019