Swinging Sausage

The art of "Hooking Monkeys" using your large firm "Monkey Tail"

Did you see Chris and Phil swinging sausages last night. Cant believe they did it right there in the foyer

by Jdog1991 December 11, 2021

Sausage Slam

An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.

Biff: "Your sister's a whore!"
Charlie: "Get ready to receive a sausage slam!"

by DennisLeary July 25, 2009

Browned the sausage

To shit one's pants.

We would have been here earlier, but Debbie browned the sausage.

by TCH32 June 20, 2018

Sausage Hammer

Sausage Hammer

A rubber mallet used in the separation of frozen sausages.

"Paul was trying to make a casserole so he separated the sausages with a Sausage Hammer"

by Flipfloo78 April 10, 2019

Sausage and Kraut

Making love to your girlfriend while fantasizing about the glazed doughnut hole of an Eastern European porn star. Or, simply having sex with your European girlfriend.

She cooked me some traditional dinner native to her homeland, but we had Sausage and Kraut for dessert.

by Vanilla Thunder 78 October 15, 2011

dingle sausage

Relative to a human dingle berry, a very indecisive person who cannot keep plans to save their life

Todd: Last week Tim told me he wanted to go to cancun and now he wants to buy a four wheeler. Only to end up buying a pointless engagement ring.
James: Oh what a dingle sausage.

by Goaty12 February 22, 2017

Bell Sausage

Someone who just says or does something stupid and/or annoying

"What if I didn't have toes?"

"Oh shut up you absolute bell sausage"

by Big Boi Bumole February 18, 2019