naturally salted butter

Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.

Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.

by QuacksO July 25, 2024

Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.

Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips

by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019

Ash aka Mr. Salt aka Tessie

A person who rizzes on people for no reason and spits no game.

I was minding my own business when Ash aka Mr. Salt aka Tessie walks up to me and tries to rizz me

by Idk A Name 69 May 25, 2024

SALT

The act of being salty

Person 1: *being really ticked off and overall rude and annoying*

Person 2: SALT!

by Haynayer October 10, 2019

Salt & Vinegar

Sexual Counter-Move: When you catch your gf pickling your eggs so you make her suck all the vinegar off your nuts.

He caught her surprise pickling his eggs so he gave her the ol Salt & Vinegar.

(see definition: Surprise Pickling)

by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

salted but roll

When you salt an asshole and then lick it.

Last night we had a few salted but rolls at the frat house

by Rimshots October 31, 2017

Salt Pack

the salt pack refers to the mafia/gang at bayshore highschool, who are disguised as packets of salt, thus the term "Salt Pack". They strike often in times of akward silence, but have been known to strike in the middle of one's speech, usually aiming for the face.

for one to be "hit by the salt pack" means something embarrassing to happen to that person.

guy 1 : "the other day i was-"
*a packet of salt is blown up by the wind and nails him in the face*
guy 2: "oh snap, you just got hit by the salt pack."

by mlkfdt aethaseklrgsae December 16, 2008