Make sure you get salted up the night before the golf trip tomorrow. Don’t want to come in all excited and get overserved
by LumberJones April 12, 2022
Get the Salted upmug. by _saltbag September 7, 2021
Get the salt bagmug. a small dicked man, they typically like places like ohio because potatoes go good with salt over all a short man that likes pp
by ilikeavocados September 24, 2020
Get the saltmug. (Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.
Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.
sweat shower salt perspiration
sweat shower salt perspiration
by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015
Get the Salt Water Showermug. Fake sugar, creating the appearance of generosity or of affection in exchange for generosity, without the intention or ability of following through, or in an attempt to take advantage, or clumsily due to ignorance or inexperience.
That sugar daddy was all salt, made like he was inviting me out to some top shelf place, but that joint was beat, he showed up in last year's gear driving a cracked-up Daewoo, and he had nothing else for me.
by SebastienRio April 4, 2016
Get the SALTmug. A character from crk that isn't released yet and it makes me so angry for not getting him in the game yet!
by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025
Get the Silent Salt Cookiemug. the salt pack refers to the mafia/gang at bayshore highschool, who are disguised as packets of salt, thus the term "Salt Pack". They strike often in times of akward silence, but have been known to strike in the middle of one's speech, usually aiming for the face.
for one to be "hit by the salt pack" means something embarrassing to happen to that person.
for one to be "hit by the salt pack" means something embarrassing to happen to that person.
guy 1 : "the other day i was-"
*a packet of salt is blown up by the wind and nails him in the face*
guy 2: "oh snap, you just got hit by the salt pack."
*a packet of salt is blown up by the wind and nails him in the face*
guy 2: "oh snap, you just got hit by the salt pack."
by mlkfdt aethaseklrgsae December 16, 2008
Get the Salt Packmug.