web speed

Actual transfer speed between your computer and the server you are downloading from. Not to be confused with connection speed.
by darthjesus June 29, 2004
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web speed

definition has come from time to download a page to a movie... now simply a porno movie. usually defined as "slow" and "why the fuck are you so god damn slow" and various variations.
shit this web speed makes this be slow motion
by marco June 26, 2004
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Breaking The Speed Limit

When referencing the act of getting high on methamphetamine.

Deriving from the act of breaking the speed limit being commonly known as speeding. Put 2 and 2 together on meth and you got a slang phrase born to inconspicuously depicting the act of getting high on methamphetamine.
1)I intend to break the speed limit after work by getting high on methamphetamine.

Conspicuous use:

do you still break the speed limit? (Receiver if question being familiar with getting high on methamphetamine lingo)

wanna come over and break the speed limit in the basement with my new fire toy racing equipment? (Also intended for someone who understands that the act of breaking the speed limit is considered speeding and speeding is also used to describe getting High on meth)
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Not of speed

A person who is not very quick witted, always the last one to understand the punchline. A more socially acceptable way to call your buddys “retard”
Mitch! You not of speed pecker wrecker! How do you not understand what I’m trying to tell you!?
by TrippT June 27, 2023
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High-Speed Rail

The topic of my debate. Kinda fast. Kinda slim. Kinda bad. Kinda good.

Kinda.....he looked kinda hot, standing there against the rails, sleek and humming with that positive electricity, thrumming like a heartbeat. I was flying fast above, I knew we’d meet again....but when? So far above him, he so far below me....but we were both made of that same steel. A plane and a train....two different worlds....so far apart....but I knew fate had us together from when I first saw him.

-to be continued.....
“What the hell is a high-speed rail?”

“A train that go whee.”
“Really? You have any fanfiction about it?”

“....”
“So there’s this thing called Urban Dictionary-
by High speed > Low Speed October 22, 2022
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High Speed Rail

When an Asian couple are having sex so fast, that they are a blur to observers. There's lots of heat involved, so lubrication is critical. Note: they may be louder than typical.
Woah buddy, that Asian couple at the orgy was really getting the high speed rail going. I hope they used a lot of lube.

Yeah but the sound... wow!
by msvxt December 04, 2023
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Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke
by greglinsanity June 14, 2022
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