Salt Shaker

When you act as if you are sprinkling salt in your mouth when you are actually sucking on………..something………inappropriately

DO THE SALT SHAKER!!!

by Elizabeth Bonnet March 30, 2022

Salts

Snickered and laughed and then stopped. This is a better replacement for lol

I was on Judge Judy and she told me "Beauty fades, Dumb is forever"
Haha Salts

by turkishsuperhuman January 20, 2017

Old Salt

Man-Shmeg Bermudas Orange Tang Old Salt

Todd's dad Burnee just got back from a weekend sea tour of the Bermudas. He left a crusty ring of orange crumbs on Todd's toilet seat to say howdy. That's the old salt all right.

by SpaceQueen222 December 23, 2018

Salt and Pepper

Referring to an old man or old woman’s pubic hair, due to the mix of darker color and graying hair.

Holy shit, I saw my dad’s nuts yesterday and he’s already got salt and pepper man!

by kenjatime May 28, 2020

salt rim

Getting your salad tossed while being in the ocean

I thought it was a fish in my shorts but realized I was get salt rimmed by my girlfriend

by reverebeachkid November 23, 2015

salt lord

People who bring the law, as well as the Shugoki-esque.

"The salt lords rule over the mundane and petty in their mines."

by Lord Tyrus June 23, 2018

salts

smiled a little then stops 🧂

i salts at that message

by swiftafboi September 20, 2023