Josh: "Bro, me and a couple of girls gave Maria and Stacy a Russian Cum Bath last night!"
Dave: "Gross."
Dave: "Gross."
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by RussianGuyz April 20, 2010
Get the Russian Lunch mug.A do-over for a crappy start to one's new year. Celebrated at midnight of any of Russia's 11 time zones, on any day found suitable to start a new year off right.
Rick: I spend the first week of my new year with a psycho girl
Peter: Well I had to shell out $50 for the morning after, this new year sucks!
Rick: We should celebrate Russian New Year for a fresh start for this year!
Peter: Well I had to shell out $50 for the morning after, this new year sucks!
Rick: We should celebrate Russian New Year for a fresh start for this year!
by Kamelyon January 13, 2011
Get the Russian New Year mug.A Russian necktie is when you slit/cut someone's throat and pull their tongue out through the slit in their neck.
by JessieT87 August 25, 2011
Get the Russian Necktie mug.When a woman of Russian origins is average looking but still hot nonetheless because of said Russianness.
Svetlana isn't the hottest chick out there but she sure is "Russian Hot"!
Olga is as dumb as brick, thank god she's "Russian Hot".
Olga is as dumb as brick, thank god she's "Russian Hot".
by TheFooz May 27, 2013
Get the Russian Hot mug.For My Beloved Actor, Russel Crowe, on His 51st Birthday
Not that I've seen you
Not that I've known you
But the happiest birthday, I wish you
As this is the way I know you:
You are a vivid dream in " A Beautiful Mind"
You are a " Man of Steel" in a " Broken City"
You are "Robin Hood" for " Les Miserables"
You are a " Gladiator" in a " State of Play"
You are " Cinerella Man" in " A Good Year"
You are "The Insider" in "L.A. Confidential"
You are " Proof of Life" in a " Body of Lies"
You are an " American Gangster" on " 3:10 to Yuma"
Who is all "Tenderness" while " Breaking Up"
But " Master and Commander" " The Next Three Days" when " Heaven's Burning"
And then again who is " The Water Diviner" but you,
To save all living things, as did " Noah"?
So you see I know you, though I haven't seen you!
And this I have written for Charly and Tennyson
To read on cold days as a " Winter's Tale"
For their kids to be proud of you
And love you as I do!
With your bow and arrow
One day you aimed at my heart, Russel Crowe
As did Cupid,
And got the poet out of me,
So let me enjoy the honor, Sir
To call you Robin Russel Hood!
Afrooz Jafarinoor
April 7, 2015
Iran
Not that I've seen you
Not that I've known you
But the happiest birthday, I wish you
As this is the way I know you:
You are a vivid dream in " A Beautiful Mind"
You are a " Man of Steel" in a " Broken City"
You are "Robin Hood" for " Les Miserables"
You are a " Gladiator" in a " State of Play"
You are " Cinerella Man" in " A Good Year"
You are "The Insider" in "L.A. Confidential"
You are " Proof of Life" in a " Body of Lies"
You are an " American Gangster" on " 3:10 to Yuma"
Who is all "Tenderness" while " Breaking Up"
But " Master and Commander" " The Next Three Days" when " Heaven's Burning"
And then again who is " The Water Diviner" but you,
To save all living things, as did " Noah"?
So you see I know you, though I haven't seen you!
And this I have written for Charly and Tennyson
To read on cold days as a " Winter's Tale"
For their kids to be proud of you
And love you as I do!
With your bow and arrow
One day you aimed at my heart, Russel Crowe
As did Cupid,
And got the poet out of me,
So let me enjoy the honor, Sir
To call you Robin Russel Hood!
Afrooz Jafarinoor
April 7, 2015
Iran
by A Persian Fan May 31, 2015
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