Talk to the Russian

To take a piss - as in going to talk to Yuri ~ Urinate

I'll be right back I just have to talk to the Russian

by KosherK June 10, 2010

russian dog

When a person farts into another persons mouth when they are sleeping,and the opposing person wakes up and licks their lips.

"Ha ha man that guy just accepted a Russian dog"

by JOE 13 April 26, 2010

Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

Russian Hottub

This is a promiscuous sexual maneuver that involves bears, alarm clocks, vodka and hair. VERY dangerous

That chick so totally did the russian bathtub to my mom!

by MickeyRourke November 26, 2004

Russian Sausage

The act of taking one's penis from a woman's menstruating vagina and sticking it in her suck hole.

Jim stuck his Russian Sausage in Kelly's mouth, and she loved it.

by The Skeleton Crew May 18, 2010

Russian Army

The most powerful urban military in the world. Hiding in the shadows of your neighbors backyard.
Once you've targeted you can never get back.

The Russian Army is coming for you watch out!

by Feminist12 June 22, 2018

russian circus

rigorous and intense sex with a pale hairy man and usually a bear involved.

i still have scratch marks from the russian circus last night

by dandingo March 11, 2009