mach retard

To move at an exceedingly slow pace.

Christ on a stick, the speed limit is 65, and we're stuck behind this jackass going mach retard.

by dbaggery November 6, 2007

Double Retard

Categorized as giving double meaning to various words or phrases. The alternate meaning of said phrases tend to indicate something sexual on a stupidly inclined subject matter.

Sally is eating some cherry tomatoes. "Popping those cherries huh? Double retard..."

by auronberry September 23, 2010

dumbfuck retard

Deborah

Deborah is a dumbfuck retard

by TheRealistAlpaca7 September 24, 2017

Retarded Retard

A retard that is so retarded this retard must be called a retarded retard.

Stevie is a retarded retard.

by extraretardedretard March 8, 2023

hard r retard

when you say or do something so dumb that "retard" is not a strong enough word to use.

him: "why do i always forget there are 24 hours in a day?"
you: "cuz you're a hard r retard."

by postcoffeepoop June 16, 2022

Pussy Ass Beta Retard

Someone that downvotes threads for absolutely no merited reason.
Can be shortened to the acronym PABR.

Gaia user Usergrope was frustrated with the GD because Pussy Ass Beta Retards kept trolling his threads.

by Lucifleur May 2, 2014

retahded

An adjective commonly used in Toronto Canada's east end to describe a female as extremely good-looking. The phrase, originally known as "retarded-hot", was created to differentiate between a girl who was merely attractive, to one who was "ridiculously good-looking". After a few months the word "hot" was dropped and it is speculated the pronunciation of "retarded" was changed due to the originators of this term being big Saturday Night Live fans.

"Hey Jordo, tell me about that chick you met last night, was she hot?"

"She's retahded"

by D-Roach April 18, 2008