religion

Was created by the same people that thought the world was flat.

Jesus Freak: Imma go pray for hours! I wanna be a priest when i grow up! I wa-

Atheist: *slaps* Don't be stupid.

Life is too short. Dont waste a second of it on religion.

by dhfkudhfdkgdgu March 28, 2008

Beabadoobee Religion

The religion in which the one and only goddess, Beabadoobee, is worshipped.

Those who commit their lives to the one and only queen Bea go to the ultimate after-life, Beatopia.

"I'm a Christian, what about you?"
"I'm a Bea. I'm part of the Beabadoobee Religion :)"
"Take me with you. I wanna go to Beatopia😭"

by g1ng3r5auru5 September 17, 2022

relix

To chill out, to lounge and take it easy, to relax.

So Beth was freaking out about not having sex in the past 47 hours with some random Doe and I was telling her it wasn't that bad to just smoke a J and Relix.

by FJohn April 19, 2008

Relient K

A band that was once very cool and Christian and sexy all at the same time, but is not edging towards mainstream rock and becoming sell-outs.

Relient K used to be a killer awesome band! But then they toured with GC and SP!

by cRiDi May 6, 2005

Religion

Something this one emo kid named Dorkus decided to make fun of because he just "awoke" from a "chloroform-induced sleep interrupted by two baboons on the Dr. Phil show." Since then every single teenager besides Masta Funkinator has followed this trend like a giant flock of juicy chickens. I like to eat chickens.

Charles: OMG!! God = LIE!! WTF?! LOL!
Samantha: OMG!! OMG!! Marry me in Holy Matrimony!! WTF?!
Masta Funkinator: Shut your mouths, fools before I get my freak on!

by Jerry the Gerbilizer May 31, 2005

Religion

A bunch of lies that people believe, follow, allow to control their lives and go to war over

Having Fun Is Against My Religion...so is eating, breathing, sleeping and not reading the Bible.

by DeadPerson August 12, 2009

religion

bullshit

Remember when the Earth flooded and Noah put two of each animal on his big wooden boat and floated around until he found land?

Yeah that didn't happen. If you think it did you're just stupid. How can religion be true when there are countless different religions but we are all just human. Think about it. If you got sucked in, you got fucked.

by noremac m September 11, 2010