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Red Rag Roomie

a roommate who screws a girl while she is on the rag
My red rag roomie, Josh, loves to do girls on their period and brag about it. Chuckdizzle's favorite part is when the menstration goes up into your penis and when you bust a nut it "pops right back out"
by B Norm January 26, 2006
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Glad Rags

What a women will use when on her period, normally a Sanitary Towel
"You got any Glad Rags?"
by Weezal489 December 9, 2008
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Mustache rag

When a man goes down on a woman who is in the middle of her period and comes up with a bloody stache.
Tom Selleck went down on Lady Gaga during her montly visit from aunt flow and came up for air displaying his mustache rag.
by Blunt09 December 23, 2009
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shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.
John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.
by Attcus July 7, 2012
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Wet rag at a waterfall

Completely pointless
Mike: "Jimmy is so useless, it's like throwing a wet rag at a waterfall!"
Bob: "DUDE!! I know! Total ragging."
by jasminedanielle April 16, 2014
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ottawa jizz rag

1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.

2. A Snuggy.
Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.
by The Cap N' August 10, 2020
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Shagging the Burnt Rag

When you set a girls pubic hairs on fire then rub your boner against it until you ejaculate.
Jack: yeah I was Shagging the Burnt Rag yesterday!
Doctor: that explains the 3rd degree burns.
by GodOfLust October 3, 2022
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