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Creampie Queef

a new form of birth control, perfected by Eleanor Roosevelt, in which a female releases air through her snatch and sends the cum shooting out.
After I blew a load in my girlfriend she creampie queefed all over my chest.
Creampie Queef by 2004WMain December 19, 2008

Sphincter Queef 

after cumming in a girls ass she turns around and farts it on your face.
'is that my cum that just shot out of your ass and landed on my face'

'is that the reason my face has been so soft and clear lately'

'is this shit on my face or is it sphincter queef'

ultra-queef 

somewhat like the original queef, only many times more powerful. an ultra-queef is produced while having intercourse. While a man has inserted his penis from behind into her vagina(Doggy Style), an air bubble gets stuck inside the females poon. it its hard for the male to realize this air pocket until a fart like noise comes from the pleasure zone. during a regular queef the sex continues. with an ultra-queef there is no finish line. the amount of queef is so high that it either A makes the man throw up right onto her back, or B the air is so strong it pops the love stick out of the vagina. After this happens the penis will become flaccid and crawl inside your body.
"hey man i thought you had a girl in there, why did you fart so loud? i heard it from outside!" long pause...."I wished it was me but it was a... a... an ULTRA-QUEEF"
ultra-queef by Dr. Mayhem September 19, 2009

Cheif Queef 

1.) The mythical vag blower, the leader of a tribe of alpha females, 'The one who does not fart from the butthole.' aka the queeftan (cheiftan-queef).

2.) A male who is known for emitting awkward wet farts, often titled the 'Cheif Queef', because people question his gender.
1.a 'From now on we're calling you cheif queef, because you fart like a woman'

1.b 'Legend says that the queeftan can breath fire from her vagina.'

1.c 'She thinks she's special 'cause people be movin' out of the way when she be walkin' by, crazy ass bitch calls herself the cheif queef."

2.a "I heard cheif queef over there is wearing a diaper today."

Weiner queef 

Weiner queef by nova.Skittles October 18, 2018

Nig queef 

A Africa American female farting out of the vagina
Hey that’s a nig queef
Nig queef by Big nut poppa May 8, 2019