Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.

Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!

by Zachaotic June 13, 2011

stiff punch

When your rock solid and you pull your dick out and it socks her In her face

Bro I wipped it out and stiff punched her

by boston flooper February 7, 2014

Falcon Punch

When you fist a girl and shove your dick in at the same time.

I just falcon punched my girlfriend last night.

by crucialbars June 19, 2017

diamond punch

Worlds hardest punch

I'm going to diamond punch you

by sirdigbyvelvet February 5, 2012

milk punch

1. a traditional cocktail made from whiskey and hot milk, sometimes also including honey, butter, sugar, cinnamon, etc. 2. a close-fisted sock to the tit.

Our St. Patrick's Day celebration culminated with a toasting of milk punch as the band began Finnegan's Wake.

That ho better shut her mouth before I milk punch those DD's!

by browncowh8r January 14, 2011

nose punch

another word for cocaine, sweet when you take it, but the next day it feels like you have been punched in the nose

He lets go get some nose punch.

by mike leech August 25, 2006

hawian punch

to fist a women during her period.

my girl friend didn't want to have sex during her period. so i decided to give her a hawian punch.

by greenskully7 December 27, 2011