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coochie protector

1) A southern term for the upper or top part of the inner thigh on a female that is larger or has more fat on it then the lower part of the inner thigh.

2) The thicker part of the upper inner thigh on a female that protects the private parts from being seen while wearing a skirt or dress.

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Girl, I was checking Facebook while I was on the toilet and dropped my phone. If it wasn't for my coochie protectors my phone would have went right thru my legs and into the toilet.

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by Puerto Rican Rose August 20, 2017
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special protein shake

A beverage made by Gerald as he masturbates while thinking about cherries and cumming on Minwoo.
"Hey what are you going to eat tonight?"
"I'm going to eat some of my special protein shake, IT'S QUITE NUTRITIOUS!"
by KawaiiPotatoLikesCookieMesh February 15, 2018
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Giertzan prototype

An attempt at building something that failed to function spectacularly and with great fanfare upon public demonstration. Named after Simone Giertz of Simone's Robots and her wonderful implements that fail so hard they consistently succeed.
If my prototype for physical computing does not perform as intended on demo day, I'll pretend that the purpose was to build a Giertzan prototype.
by ikg_agent May 17, 2018
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The Protein Shake

When you put the ingredients of a protein shake in a girls gaped vagina and then fuck her, mixing it, which you then poor in a glass and drink it.
How are your gains going bro? Hittin'up those suppliments?

Yeah bro, my girl let me do The Protein Shake last night, feelin strong
by UncleKony September 12, 2018
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Pussy Protector

Like a cock block but for lesbians/girls
Dude stop being such a pussy protector! I’m tryna smash!
by Bbghannahotass November 7, 2018
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Cory Protolipac

The new sheriff in town, or so he thinks. Cory is the rival bald boy of Christopher Sweeney. They will merge their powers to take down arch rival Thomas Bright. Watch out San Diego
Chris: you must be Cory Protolipac

Cory: theres no room in this town for the both of us
by The Gulath Clan December 14, 2018
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Pirate Protein

Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.
Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.
by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 25, 2019
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