The Princess Zelda

A sexual position/adventure best undertaken by three persons. One individual, preferably the hairiest of the three, hereafter referred to as "Ganon", must “kidnap” a second individual, hereafter "Zelda". The third individual, hereafter "Link", thus embarks upon a quest to "rescue" Zelda.

The use of various "items" that can assist Link in "rescuing" Zelda or "stopping" Ganon may add some intrigue. They should be erotic in nature and left about the "dungeon" so that Link may utilize them to the best of his/her technical ability.

Most importantly Zelda is not allowed to aid Link or hinder Ganon in any fashion until the very end. The recommended code of conduct for Zelda is to act as she does in many of the video games: Do Nothing, at all. Ragdoll.

Victory Conditions:
At this point Link would use whatever has been agreed upon as the "Master Sword" and he and Zelda may "Banish" Ganon in whichever way he/she finds most appealing.

You may, in the course of roleplay, choose to discover that Ganon isn't such a bad guy. In this case the two may put aside their differences and work together to "rescue" the princess in the method that proves most effective.

"This weekend my girlfriend, her Pilates instructor, and I were playing The Princess Zelda and he almost won until I pulled out my Master Sword and smote him."

"I'm feeling a little kinky, would you boys like to play 'Mousetrap?'"
"Nah, Dan and I played that last week; he got the cheese. Let's play The Princess Zelda."

by linkgenesis January 27, 2013

Passenger princess

A girl or guy who gives you head while you drive while you drive

Hey girl wanna be my passenger princess

by Godlyscyth June 1, 2023

princess diana

one of the most famous and beautiful women of her time. she was screwed over by her whore of a husband and his family. has two sexy sons, william and harry. she did amazing charity work and was known as the "people's princess". she died in 1997 because of a car crash in paris. she will be one of the most cherished women of all time.

-bitch thinks she's frickin princess diana
-there will never be another princess diana

by ddeami December 25, 2010

Princess

A true Princess is loved by all and should be presented with her own wand and crown to actually reach Princess status (which some princesses in training do not have). She knows that it is all about her and that there are others always out there trying to take her title. Although it is not a requirement she probably is MOUS Certified and knows never to use columns in a document but doesn’t judge those that do. She is kind enough to hang with the lonely and not judge them for not having dates on weekend nights. She is definitely always willing to eat serious nachos and greasy french fries at 3 am .

Princess Fara did not judge Carmen (princess in training ) for her section breaks in her document.

Fara the Princess spent her last night in New Orleans hanging out with little Carmen because she was dateless.

by Princess February 26, 2004

Emo Princess

The kind of girl most men dream of meeting, she is charming, funny, sexy and smart in equal measure.

Sadly for most men she only has eyes for young emo boys, so she leaves a trail of broken hearts wherever she goes

I met a girl at the bar last night, she was totally an Emo Princess. I think i'm in Love.......

by Billybob24 May 10, 2011

Princess Daisy

A Mario character who is a huge annoyance in Mario Kart: Double Dash. She screams in an unpleasant E Flat when getting hit by items, falling off the track, or even losing.

Luigi: (throws red shell) Oh yeah.
(Peach and Daisy are hit by red shell)
Princess Daisy: NOOOOOOOO!
Luigi: SHUT UP!

by The Real Driller May 24, 2016

Princess

beautiful girls with long dark hair. Smart and carefree. Have the best personalities. Their names are usually Belle, Aurora, Jasmine, Amanda, Ariel, Mulan, Tatiana... etc.

You know that girl Amanda? Yeah she is a Princess.

by bananasacv May 26, 2011