text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.

Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.

by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012

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Potato Tree

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument

1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"

by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011

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Potato God

The CFO of the Salted Fish Community Services, aka Chief Finance Officer. She is the second most powerful god in the Universe.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Potato God?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: (transforms into potato god) GO TO HELL WITH THE SALT GOD! DON'T REST IN PEACE!

by SFCS SUPREMACY November 30, 2021

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Potato Tank

Potato Tank is The best cult ever. Join us or die.
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Person 1: Potato tank sucks
Person 2: no u

by Adrian Rat January 30, 2020

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When you pass around the bong quickly so the weed stays lit. This eliminates the need to keep relighting the bowl, as well as preventing anyone in the rotation from hogging it. Playing hot potato leads to a fast pace and intense smoke sesh which will get everyone very high, especially if you try to finish the bowl in record time.

*After packing the bowl*
Guy 1: "Aye bro, you tryna play some hot potato with this one?"

Guy 2, already stoned: "Yes."

by peepeepoopooman February 8, 2020

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