Positive Toxicity

Being so toxic to the point where you seem nice to others.

Person 1: Hey great job!

Person 2: Aww, thanks!
Person 3: Dont believe him, he’s actually very upset.
Person 2: What? But he seems so nice!
Person 3: No, he's using Positive Toxicity.

by GordonsLover January 23, 2022

Succulant Lotus Position

The Succulant Lotus is an act in whit her two heterosexual humans grow sharp horns on their genitals whist performing intercourse, after both humans have orgasmed they grow Lotus’s on the horns. These flowers produce whales.

This couple often uses the Succulant Lotus Position

by God1925 July 16, 2018

Post-It note

When defacing a public restroom stall by smearing one's shit on the interior stalls wall with one's own underwear, leaving the underwear on the interior of the door, face high, held up by the drying shit, for the next person.

When I went to the bathroom at Target, I was surprised that someone left a smelly Post-It Note Especial hanging in the door for me.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Postie

An appallingly bad golfer that loses it completely because their crap game is talked about.

Don't mention the triple bogey to that guy. He is a complete Postie

by Denn1s May 19, 2008

Postitute

Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.

"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."

by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011

PostiTV

Fanatic Warframe Streamer, endurance runner, defined by his 0% damage trade mark

PostiTV, how much damage did you do ?

by 0Damage November 20, 2018

postitude

Short form of "positive attitude", definitely not related to another word

We need to practice postitude with friends and strangers in our daily lives.

by yasian37 March 7, 2024