Poop Toot

The toots that come out right before you take a big poop. Usually extra stinky, a warning sign of what's to come.

Oh my God guys, my toot smells so bad! I think it was a poop toot! I'm gonna go sit on the toilet...

by pooptootsrock August 15, 2018

poop jiz

The combination of poop and jizz. Either from taking a shit and then masturbating, or getting stabbed in the gooch causing poop and jizz to seep out to form poop jizz.

Aww dude, did you see that poop jizz in the toilet.

by Bothagrius January 24, 2011

poop nigga

just a nigga covered in poop

"look at that poop nigga over there"

by 100% a black man January 1, 2021

Poop a Loop

When you shit yourself while upside down in a plane.

That loop de loop turned into a poop a loop!

by PoopALooper January 11, 2012

Royal Poop

When trumpeting farts precedes the arrival of a bowel movement as in a royal procession.

friend: that was a lot of noise and fanfare in the bathroom.
you: yeah, i had a royal poop.
friend: what?!
you: i made a huge fart which sounded like trumpets announcing the arrival of my royal poop. HAHA!
friend: oh, sorry i asked >.<

by tripleneo January 23, 2013

Altitude Poop

The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.

Hey man I just took an Altitude Poop and the water splashed like a foot in the air

by Hbaked28 April 26, 2007

poop rape

When you force your buttocks into another person's buttocks and carefully defecate so that your poop goes into the other person's anus. More traumatizing than actual rape because the victim must poop out the rapist's poop.

When I was done beating the shit out of John for not flushing the toilet, I realized I still had to take a dump, so I pulled down his pants and poop raped him. That should've showed him I'm serious.

by Sadie Enward October 20, 2021