Poo Baron

A Janitor whose job is to clean buildings which may involve cleaning toilets.

I going to make to Poo Baron's life hell when i finish shitting on this cubicle wall.

by Ken-T July 2, 2006

smoochy poo

Some who you like such as a boyfriend who is cute and cuddly.

I love my boy/girlfriend, they are my smoochy poo.

by Timo Makinen June 6, 2007

Poo Bum

After taking a massive shit and wiping, Poo Bum is the last bit of shit that won't go away. Usually noticed after getting up and walking around for a while leaving your ass cheeks moist. Cured with a Wipe Down

Oh man, my Poo Bum left a shit stain in my boxers.

Do you have a little Poo Bum Robby?

by butt master October 3, 2008

Poo bums

A way to express the annoyance of something going wrong. Usually used as a polite way of letting out frustration without swearing.

Vincent: Aww man! I shot Marvin in the face!

Jules: Poo bums!

by Mmmavis September 16, 2008

clean poo

When you do a poo, wipe your arse but there's no poo on the toilet paper.

Dan: "Dude, I just did a shit, wiped my arse, but there was nothing on the toilet paper"
Stav: "Awesome man! That was a clean poo, you should be proud"

by G.Willi January 13, 2009

Poo Bandit

Someone who goes into a public restroom and uses their own poo to write "Poo Bandit" on the bathroom stall. In order to be a true Poo Bandit you must continuously do this and never reveal your true identity.

Grace Burke poos every week in a public restroom and uses her finger as a pen to write "Poo Bandit" on the wall in her own poo.

by deapoo May 20, 2009

poo tang

poo tang is what us men like to call the land of pussy

"u gunna get some poo tang tonight?" "hell yea"

by smity May 1, 2006