potato baby 

Derogatory term for someone of Irish decent, particularly older males who's heads resemble the texture and shape of potatoes while their faces are confoundedly baby-like.

That Brendan Gleeson is a total potato baby.

potato baby by smellaina October 28, 2009

potato child 

A mentally retarded person

wow that person is a potato child

potato child by thatguy_48 March 18, 2015

potato eyes 

small, beady, dark, close-set, soulless eyes on an person of unfortunate appearance that evoke frustration and fear.

Hey, potato eyes! Stay the eff away from my kid!

potato eyes by RoxaDoo November 6, 2011

Potato Chip Book

A novel usually shorter than 500 pages, usually has a fast paced story that evolves over several books. Lots of action and cheap thrils. Called a potato chip book because it is not exactly going to broaden your horizens intellectually, but like that first chip, you want another and another

1: i really loved out of the ashes!
2: stop reading potato chip books its unhealthy!

Potato Chip Book by Ice Wolf 2800 October 27, 2009

potato heading 

Hiding narcotics or other objects in one's butt. This comes from the Toy Story movies in which Mr. Potato Head stores objects in his rear compartment.

At the airport the dealer was potato heading in order to keep his drugs safe from the security.

potato heading by Jarvis Tisdale July 20, 2010

Potato Quest 

Where a group of individuals come together on a search for potatoes. The event must begin at exactly 5:00 AM and must end sometime before noon.
For it to be a successful potato quest, at least 7 potatoes must be obtained. (one for each of the 7)
Shoes are not recommended.

Person 1) Let's go on a POTATO QUEST!
Person 2) Ya!!!
Person 3) ... But it's not 5:00 yet...
Person 2) At 5:00 we shall begin the potatoing...

Potato Quest by Quzzar August 27, 2014

Potato Pancake

When a fat woman faints on top of you during sex, and you suffocate either in boob or armpit.

A: Did you see what they put on Tod's tombstone? B: No what did they put? A: Poor bastard died of a potato pancake may he live for ever in his pleasure of obesity.

Potato Pancake by state_of_self_destruction July 9, 2017