Perfection

1)uninterpreted reality.

2) any concept the human mind can not comprehend.

unconsciousness, infinity, and nothing are examples of perfection.

by thinking man's prophet November 27, 2010

Pervert

A beast with a sub-human level of understanding who has a burning desire to "gap lui" (Cantonese for "Stare-at-girl") but is unable to get some.

Perverts are typically recognized by their mating calls whenever they chance upon their prey, such as:

"SODAMNHAWT", and "YOGAPANTS", depending on the individual regions of the respective subject.

"Omg, just now three guys were all staring at me; I swear I heard one of them cry "SODAMNFREAKINGHAWT"!"

"Oh no, I think you're being followed by an alpha pervert!"

by lostinthesafari June 6, 2013

perfect balance

Perfectly balanced both sides of all aspects of life. In Internet it is mostly used to describe when the number of likes and dislikes on any content are equal.

"Perfect balance, as all things should be." - Thanos

by Frenrix December 7, 2020

The perfect stranger

It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.

Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate October 22, 2016

Perfection

Something personally perceived, yet unattainable.

Wow, 60 pounds is perfect.

by wendy lane May 23, 2003

Perfect Woman

Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.

I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!

by Malcolm X-crement January 5, 2004

PERFECT SHOT

Word used for any shitty throw from right-field to a base in the infield. Includes rainbows, skid-marks, and any other fucked up throw.

That #12 just tossed a PERFECT SHOT over the fucking fence.

by JC May 29, 2004